Canada Q & A

Here are the answers to the

questions you have always

wanted to know.

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Q.Tell me, What do Canadians do

up in Canada, way up there, anyway?

 
A.  Mostly just shovel driveways,

and then play some ice hockey.

 

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Q. Tell me, does it really snow

for the whole year up in Canada?

 

A. No.  Only when it is cold.

 

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Q.  Tell me, do you turn off the

Niagara Falls during the night?

 

A.  No.  That would only be if

there is a hydro outage.

 

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Q.  Have you seen Santa?  Does he

live in Canada?

 

A. Yes!  Since North Pole is within

the geographic borders of Canada,

St. Nick is technically Canadian.